I hope that enjoy these jokes:

1.-What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

2.-Doctor!!I have a serious problem; I can never remember what I just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

3.-Sam: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because I didn't do my homework.

Hello everybody!!! I really feel good and happy!! Why?? Because I really enjoy my holidays (despite that I didn´t go out to another city); …On Friday, March 14 at night, my parents-in- law, my boyfriend and I went to the airport to pick up his sister and nephews (my boyfriend´s family), after that, we went to my boyfriend´s home to leave luggage and then we went to dinner, but something funny happened, my boyfriend fell to sit in the chair:D, because the chair was broken…
Then in the last weekend we went to several places, like 3 arcos, Connie pizza, Movie Theater, Juega ,Juega , coffee etc… but we didn´t go to the beach, because it was crowd. Then during the last week we played scrabble, pictionary… and also I went to Moron to eat with my parents-in-law, my sister-in-law and her husband and children, but my boyfriend was not with us, because he worked:( , but anyway I spent a good time with them, then on Saturday 22 was the birthday of my mother-in-law, and celebrate with a delicious chocolate cake and… right now I do not remember that I made on the other days. Jejeje; When I remember what I did, I told you okay?... see ya!!

*OlyMpIc GaMeS*!!

Hello, I´m going to talk about the Olympic Games
that beginning on August 8,
I really want to begin the Olympic Games,
because they are fantastic and seeing the games,
I spend more time with my family, and we enjoyed a lot.
Of all the sports, I like swimming, gymnastics, athletics and cycling.
I was reading an article on the internet
and as we all know China are preparing a long time ago.
For example, last Friday was opened the Beijing airport terminal largest in the world
by architect Norman Foster.
To get an idea of size, imagine five terminals of Heathrow
(Airport in London) under one roof, it´s really amazing!!!

Also with the aim of preventing a terrorist attack
during the Olympic Games in Beijing,
in the international airport of Beijing
will be installed high technology detectors of explosive devices.
The detectors will be able to locate any explosive device in seconds!!!
The animal most emblematic of China and one of its symbols, the panda,
which will be more visible at the zoo during the Beijing Olympics 2008
Because they are doing largest zoo for visitors to have more comfort
and will be finished at the end of the month!!
The Beijing Olympic Stadium will cost $ 500 million
and will be used for the opening ceremony
and closing ceremony of the Olympic Games in Beijing in 2008
and the Olympic Park will be the centre of sporting events
of the Beijing Olympic Games.

It´s really surprising to see how the chinese do magnificent work,
I think that games of this year will be really wonderful,
because they have a high technology,
and the sport facilities are beautiful as you can see in the pictures above!!!
And finally: The city of Shanghai is ranked the first in China
in terms of capacity for sustainable development,
announced a report published by the Academy of Sciences of China.
This is the picture:

..**~HeLlo**~..!!!

Hello …. Today is Monday and feel very happy because today I don´t have classes (jejeje)
This morning was a busy day, first I woke up very early (at 6:30) because at 7:00 o´clock my mom and I went to walk around the elementary school about one hour, after that we went to home, but because I was sleepy I didn´t take a shower (just for this) and I went to the bed, and I woke up at 10 am (jeje) then I took a shower and I took a quick breakfast. After that I´m here again!!!! And I´m going to talk about my weekend… on Friday, after the school, my boyfriend and I went to the movies and the movies ´name was “Fool’s Gold” was a good movie!!! On Saturday I saw my boyfriend at 3 pm, because he and his friends played X- Box and my boyfriend was the winner!!! Then at night Yoab, his girlfriend (friends of both) and my boyfriend and I went to Connie Pizza and after that we went to the beach… and I spend a good time with them!!! Then on Sunday in the morning my family and I went to the Church then we went to breakfast…then at noon my mother -in -law, my father- in -law and my boyfriend and I went to “Las palapas de don Simón” In the restaurant there are buffet of Chinese food, Mexican, food and seafood, and the food was delicious!!!! My boyfriend and I ate a lot!!! (jejeje) ok see you tomorrow!! They are our frieds ¬